Top 10 Translations of Scientific Euphemisms
10. It is well known: |
" A few others share my wild idea." |
9. As you well know: |
"No one knows." |
8. As you remember: |
"No one remembers." |
7. As you can see: |
"This slide is so confused I can't explain it myself." |
6. The average value: |
" A composite of the experiments that worked." |
5. A typical example: |
"The best I could find." |
4. It is obvious: |
"I can't see it and neither can you." |
3. Early experiments were inconclusive: |
"I completely goofed up for six months." |
2. The material is slightly toxic: |
"All the injected animals died." |
1. Additional study is needed: |
"I need all the grant money I can get." |